I wrote this drama a couple of years ago and my friends Doug and Michelle were the angels, hence the descriptions... I think Maria and Lewis were Mary and Joe and baby Llewellyn was Jesus, but I might be wrong about that.
Characters: Mary, Joseph (Joe) and baby Jesus, Gabriel (an angel), Gabrielle (another angel), Narrator
Scene: Mary & Joseph are sitting with the baby Jesus in a ‘manger’ (baby-seat).
Narrator: It was a long time ago, in a galaxy not too far away,
When a baby was born and laid in the hay,
Of an animal’s manger and there, in with the sheep,
His mam and his dad were too exhausted to sleep,
And under the starlight that seemed strangely bright,
They thought of what brought them to that place that night
And they talked about all the extraordinary things,
That they’d heard from the strange people with wings.
Mary: You know, Joe, I can’t really believe you stuck by me. Even now that we’re here in Bethlehem and the baby’s been born and everything. I don’t think I could have done it without you.
Joe: Well I didn’t do much. Just let you hold my hand during it. (He massages his hand) The doctor said I should get the feeling back in a few days.
Mary: Yeah, sorry about that.
Joe: It’s OK. Just remind me not to hold your hand the next time you have a baby.
Mary: Well, if it’s yours…
Joe: It had better be mine!
Mary: I think it will. The angel said I was going to ‘be with child’ and have a son. So I guess that’s all done now.
Joe: Oh, yeah, the angel. I remember meeting the angel. It was like a dream. Maybe it was a dream. All I remember is beauty and light and long blonde hair (he sighs and look wistfully off into the distance).
Mary: Are you sure?
Mary: Well that doesn’t sound like the angel Gabriel at all.
Joe: You pronounced it wrong. The angel was called Gabrielle, not Gabriel.
Mary: No, he was called Gabriel and he was big and loud and spoke with a funny accent.
Joe: He? Don’t you mean she?
Mary: No, I don’t mean she. You don’t get more he than he was. He was like all the he you could be.
Joe: Are we talking about the same angel?
Enter Gabriel and Gabrielle.
Gabriel: Hi guys!
Gabrielle: You made it safely here, then.
Mary & Joseph turn to look at each other.
Mary & Joe together: Oh, riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!
Narrator: With that mystery solved, mam and dad had to smile,
At the angels who had come down to earth for a while,
One was pretty and kind and had long blonde hair,
The other was manly and loud and his head was quite bare,
Mam and dad partied with the people with wings,
And were joined later on by shepherds and kings,
While the baby slept on – his condition quite stable,
Proof of sorts that this story is no ordinary fable.