Plaintive communists

The Liberal Desperates are still bombarding us with election mail. The latest was a hand-addressed 'letter' begging for our votes. I think we've had the equivalent of a tree pushed through our door from them in the past few weeks.

But we also had a leaflet from the Welsh Communist Party, with the most plaintive appeal for support yet. It read:

You're probably not a communist...
...but you probably agree with many of the things we stand for.

All together: Awwwww. They then listed a load of things, which, actually, yes, I do agree with (unreconstructed socialist that I am). So now it's a toss up between voting Communist and voting for wombles. I think the wombles might win out...