Sometimes in life I end up asking the wrong question. Like last night when in our midweek church group we watched a BBC film called The Wedding about the first civil partnership in Northern Ireland. It followed the two women involved in the run up and showed some of the protests against it.
Yet again some Christians seem to do their damnedest to appear like primeval shoutey buffoons, but as they were holding up placards protesting against "Sodomite marriages", it got me thinking "How would two lesbians actually practice sodomy?"
IMHO if you're going to wave placards and shout abuse, then at least the placards should make some sort of sense.