Rom-coms are evil

Well, maybe not evil, but not very good for your love life - according to boffins.

This lends weight to my theory that most single chicks are single because they are waiting for a white knight/Hugh Grant/Mr Darcy to whisk them off their feet in a magical jamboree of odd coincidences, fated chance encounters and smouldering passion.

Does it work for you?

According to the chat up line predictor website, my killer line that would get the ladies swooning is:

“Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions. Just
thought you should know that.”