Another groaner from life group. We'd had some leftover Christmas crackers and I was challenged to come up with a better joke than the ones people were reading out. Given that for some reason, the majority of jokes we'd had so far were about frogs, that was my theme. here's the joke:
"What do frogs watch on pay-per-view?"
"I don't know, what do frogs watch on pay-per-view?"
"Frog's porn." (Frogspawn, geddit?)