Discussing by email whether to play Trivial Pursuit tomorrow night with my friend Elaine, I said:
We can bring Trivial Pursuit as long as you promise not to hate me if I win (which happened last time!)
To which Elaine replied:
I promise not to hate you if you win (arrogant smart arse) as I have no thoughts of winning at all after my last humiliating game of trivial pursuit, which will go down as one of my blondest moments (and you know there is competition for that spot).
I particularly loved the way she insulted me in a smaller font as if that made it okay!