Location is an important element in advertising

Nothing wrong with this poster. I'm sure any woman would appreciate the chance to shine for summer

Especially the women standing up to pee...

I know what you mean, but...

...this notice could have done with some editing.

Just makes you wanna wee

Wedding in Bournemouth. Looked for a pub to go afterwards. Found a place on Google that had a 5 star rating, called The Cricketer's Arms. Friendly landlord called Jake. We made his night when we told him his pub had 5 stars on Google. The pub was a proper Victorian boozer, and when I went in the gents it had the most magnificent urinal EVER.

It was so amazing I had to take a picture.

A wee problem

Anyone see the problem with this spacing?

Portapotties

Well I take a few days off and the place falls apart. Got back into work today to find that a) the toilets were out of order and we had portaloos in the car park; and b) the servers are out of action and I couldn't access any of the files I needed to work on.

I don't think the two areas are related, although if they are, that gives a new meaning to the phrase "data dump". (And possibly explains the quality of some people's work...)

Crucially, though, I did get on and complete my latest inspiring task - working out the Biscuit Supply Rota for the new team.

I realise as I'm job-hunting, some of the stuff I write on here about work makes my career seem trivial and banal. Which, of course, is a contributory factor to the restlessness. On that note I had an exciting chat with someone today about a high-powered Comms job that looks the biz. It would stretch me to the nth degree, but I need that because life is too short to be bored.