Rinkydink!

It takes a certain type of person to create a bright shiny pink panther and expect people to buy it for their house. It's a statement piece, no doubt.

Crimes against football

Bit of an old photo this - Shrewsbury v Notts County on Boxing Day, 2012. Notts County are the oldest club in the football league, which is the kind of random trivia fact I retain. They also played in LURID PINK!

Ugh.

You know you want it!

Do you remember the fugly bunny?

Well, that was just for Easter, but this beauty you can enjoy all year round. Introducing the mother-of-all-that's-fugly* poodle!

Yes, that's right - it's a metre high and bright red. What's not to love.

And all for a bargain £149.95. Because you can't really put a price on 'art'.

*Or as I like to say, motherfugly.