If you want the absolutely definitive definition of the word "fugly"

Then check out this Easter decoration I saw last night in Home Sense in Cardiff.



Yes, that's right a three foot high metallic purple rabbit giving you the evil eyes. Eeeeeeevil!

These things only happen in soap operas don't they? Er, no,...

On Tuesday a work colleague discovered that, due to a mistake in the paperwork, her marriage wasn't technically valid. I thought that only happened in badly-written movies and soaps.

Yesterday another friend told me that she was repeatedly having dreams about me, and in the latest instalment in the saga we were the new presenters of the One Show. (Which is doubly weird considering current presenters Adrian Chiles and female colleague have allegedly shacked up together)

Life is getting weird.