Cathy relates a story from last Saturday (Valentine's Day). It's mid-morning. I'm out. There's a knock at the door. Could this be a big bunch of flowers? Or maybe a special Valentine's Gift? Or even just an over-sized card that her husband bizarrely decided to post (I have an odd sense of humour, you see)?
No. It was the Jehovah's Witnesses.
Still you have to say, knocking doors on Valentine's Day is probably a good way of getting people to open the door. What a let down though.