Friday, March 14, 2025

March mayhem - Blood Bowl match report

So far in 2025, Bryan and I have managed to keep our Blood Bowl schedule going. Tonight I decided my team would be the classic orc team with a borrowed star player, Varag Ghoulchewer, who was on the black orc (blorc) roster last time out.

Bryan was coaching the Lizard-men team again, with a borrowed "big guy", the 'kroxigor' we've nicknamed Roxy.


We kicked off. Halfway through the first half the orcs broke through the lizards' defensive line and scored what would prove to be the decisive touchdown.



Bryan was having a fun time with his injury rolls, racking up significant injuries and killing one of the orc players.

"Dis guy... he ded"

However, Bryan had less luck with his dice rolls when he was trying to pick the ball up, with fumble upon fumble. His team also fluffed their passes. 


At the very end of the game, on my final turn, I had the opportunity to pick up the ball and maybe run in a heroic second down to double the score and provide a thrilling finale. I needed to bash an opponent out of the way but my guy was stronger so I could roll two dice.

I rolled double skulls.


Even if you know nothing about Blood Bowl, you can guess double skulls is bad. It became the final roll of the game and felt just absolutely typical!

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