I don't get turned on by Apple products and I don't really understand the strange fascination

Have to admit though, the iPad looks a bit nifty. I won't buy one though because, well, because I don't want to become an easily-manipulated gadegt-buying drone.

Fortunately, I'm not the only one. Having waded through the reams of commentary devoted to the ridiculous over-hyped launch written by techie journos too busy creaming themselves and slavering at the hype, I did find this at The Daily Mash.

And I thought it he-larious. "Shiny thing make it all better!" indeed!