A gentleman is always thorough

Our lunchtime conversation today...

Cheryl (talking about the venue for the staff conference) "And if you want to play there are six table tennis tables."

Me (trying to be clever) "You can do what on the table tennis tables?"

Roger (who wasn't listening to me) "Will we have enough time?"

There's a man who knows what it takes to please a lady. Roger, we lesser men salute you.