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Monday, April 27, 2026

Boostin' the rosters - Norse edition

Another Blood Bowl post! Back in February I posted about how I'd added a couple of star players to my teams. Thanks to a friendly seller on Facebook (cheers Josh!), I've now added two players to my Norse team line up - star player Thorsson Stoutmead, and a "big guy" who is a Yhetee!




When I've played with a Norse team, I've found them a tad underpowered, so I'm hoping the Yhetee will help them out. (In case, you're wondering Games Workshop create their own version of some words (like 'yeti') for intellectual property reasons.)

Buying these guys second hand means they arrived pre-built and ready for action. So they aren't going to sit in my 'pile of shame' for ages, like a lot of my models do. It could be a while before they get painted but they could get their debut next month!

Also, Thorsson has a great special ability - "Beer Barrel Bash!" He can launch a keg of beer at an opponent to hopefully knock them over. I look forward to using that bonus skill!

Sunday, April 19, 2026

The Rodents Return - a Blood Bowl match report

I have a large number of Blood Bowl teams. If you check my list of match reports, last year I coached two different orc teams, wood elves, and Norse (humans). This year I've debuted my team of "necromantic horrors". But, however much I enjoy fielding other teams I keep coming back to my rats.


I now have my own copy of the Season 3 rules for Blood Bowl, courtesy of my sister-in-law Abby who gave it to me for as part of my birthday present. The skaven (giant rats) have been slightly 'nerfed' in the new rules because a coach can only field two gutter runners (super agile and speedy players). However, gutter runners do have a new "stab" skill (which I forgot to use) and I have two star players, one of whom is very agile and speedy.

My reserves box is just teeming with line-rats now. Including two that aren't painted.


Bryan is still figuring out the Tomb Kings that came in the starter set he had for Christmas. They are a strange side. The 'big guys' tomb guardians are very strong, but none of the team are agile. They also all have the regeneration skill, which can work for a coach but often works against them as it increases the possibility of a player having to leave the field.

I say I love my rats, but they are a bit neglected. Hakflem and Glart, the two star players are still unpainted. Hakflem got injured almost immediately and spent the first half recovering. He was lucky with his injury. One of my gutter runners ended up dead.

It was a fairly even first half. Towards the end a skaven line-rat broke free and scored a down.


The second half started similarly to the first, with a star player carted off to the injuries box. 


I was having a bad time with my dice rolls. Lots of ones being rolled and that all-time clasic, double skulls! Fumbles led to some loose play on the wing.


But my surviving gutter runner scored.


The Tomb Kings then ended a drive successfully with a down. 


From the restart, possession was regained by the rats and they were able to pivot the play, opening up a channel through the Tomb Kings defence.


That led to Hakflem scoring a down on the very last turn of the game. Not a bad comeback from injury.


Final score: Tomb Kings 1-3 Skaven

And on an additional note, Bryan and Elaine had made me a birthday "cake" out of jaffa cakes. They know me so well!


The jaffa cakes had an even worse survival rate than my skaven players!

Saturday, April 18, 2026

My (interim) April 2026 round up - halfway through... ish

It's been a very busy month so far, so I am blogging an interim round up early! 

Mascot!! (At the Welsh Cup final)

I missed the Keep Grangetown Tidy litter-pick in March but made up for it on a warm April Saturday. There were loads of volunteers. Great to see!


We don't litter-pick for the rewards, but it was nice to get a community champion badge.


And I found an abandoned Henry vacuum cleaner who is now off the streets and off to be recycled somewhere. 


I went to a very interesting Grangetown History Society talk delivered by Father Richard, vicar of St Paul's church, about the various Anglican mission churches established in Grangetown in the 19th and 20th centuries. It was fascinating to hear how the current St Dyfrig and St Sansom's church has preserved an accumulation of items from the now-demolished missions.



My main activity so far in April has been canvassing for Plaid Cymru. The Senedd election is looming and activity is ramping up.

Grangetown

Riverside

I'm now a poster boy for canvassing in Caerdydd Penarth


And I've been canvassing in exotic locales beyond walking distance from my house as well...

Pontyclun

Penrhiwceiber gyda chwaer calon, Sara

Llandaff.

Cathy has created this wonderful window display!


I like the protesting daffs!




I've also been lucky enought to meeting up with friends. Connor was back in Cardiff for a weekend and took me out for a birthday meal.


Matt and Lauren (and Alex) met us down the Bay. It was even sunny enough for ice creams.


Sian insisted on using a selfie filter when we met for coffee. So this is the most glam I've looked so far in April!


And I've been to some more football matches. I saw an historic Welsh Cup Final in Newport with Paul, as Caernarfon won the trophy for the first time.


Celebrating with flames!


And I've been to the Cardiff Dracs final game of a season where they finished an excellent seventh place in the league. I spent the final game of the season with Nic and Scott. 


It's been great supporting the Dracs this season. We will do it all again starting in July!

Wednesday, April 15, 2026

Book of the Month: Kraken


Kraken was sort of a Christmas gift. At Christmas I was given a book I already had so I went to a bookshop and exchanged it. I had seen China Mieville's books recommended on Reddit so thought I would give one of his books a go. And the dedication page made me laugh.


Who wouldn't want a comrade-in-tentacles?

This was written in 2010 so I'm a bit late to review it but I will try to limit plot spoilers to anything you would read in the blurb anyway.

The story centres on the disappearance of a preserved giant squid, from a display in the Natural History Museum in London. A curator in the museum gets drawn into a shadowy magical underworld of sects and prophecies where everyone is predicting an apocalypse, somehow linked to the vanished kraken. But everyone is looking for it, either to stop the end of the world or to control the destruction for their own ends.

It's clear that China had fun making up different cults and churches and then pitting them against each other. He also develops London itself as a character, a gestalt entity that is both a location and a source of information, if a person knows where to look and how to scry the future from it. 

China wears his influences boldly. This book strongly reminds me of the Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman collaboration Good Omens, and also the alternative London Below in Neil Gaiman's Neverwhere. I suspect if I saw China Mieville's bookshelves, I would see Douglas Adams alongside Pratchett and Gaiman (although he might, like me, have taken Gaiman off the shelves since the accusations against him were made).

There are throwaway puns aplenty and almost too much wordplay. Beyond that, though, China writes in an arresting style with a barrage of metaphors, neologisms and portmanteaus. This section describing a bit of the city is typical of his style:

"A space between two concrete flyovers. Where the world might end was turpe-industrial. Scree of rejectimenta. Workshops writing car epitaphs in rust; warehouses staffed in the day by tired teenagers; superstores and self-storage depots of bright colours and cartoon fonts amid bleaching trash. London is an endless skirmish between angles and emptiness. Here was an arena of scrubland, overlooked by suspended roads." (p.357)

China is happy to reference TV and other cultural elements throughout the book. I was delighted to see Farscape included in a list of science-fiction shows. (I blogged about rewatching Farscape a couple of years back.) At one point one of the characters has a dream where he is TinTin being attacked by Captain Haddock. 

But it's not all pop culture. There are descriptions of magical practices that show some research. A reference to 'tekel upharsin' as a prediction of doom shows some niche knowledge of the Old Testament. The real-life grounding of the fantastical story elements in established media and myths makes them more believable.

There are also a lot of swearwords. Characters swear casually in their conversations, which felt realistic, and there is plenty of 'creative swearing', which is a very British thing, and was often very funny. For example, one character coins "munching wanktoasters" to describe members of an occult fascist sect.

If the warning about language doesn't put you off, I would add a warning that there are a couple of gruesome murders and almost murders. They are quite vivid so I felt it worth flagging up because overall I'd recommend people read the book. 

However, London as the best city evvah, gets a bit annoying. There are too many claims made about its uniqueness and special nature, as a locus for magic and the historic depth to its streets. That started to grate after a while. 

And in an ironic twist, I ended up reading a large chunk of the book on train journeys to and from London as I was working down there. On the return journey a man sitting opposite me asked if he could take a photo of the book cover because he thought it looked interesting. I'd never been asked that before. It was a slightly weird encounter befitting a slightly weird book.

Friday, April 10, 2026

Lost Footballs III - The Search for More Footballs

The third instalment of my Lost Footballs blogging project. See the original post and the redux post for more sad footballs!

This was a recent find on a street near me.


On a social media reminder, I saw a picture I'd posted in 2023. I didn't include it in my Redux post, so, a few years on, this lost football finally makes it onto my blog.


I spotted this lonely ball stuck behind a high fence at the GP surgery next to the Cardiff Draconians' pitch. I expect it was a misplaced shot from training. 


And there was a lost football skulking under a station platform in Eastbrook (Dinas Powys) as well. (Reminding me of the clown from It.)




There's a possibility this ball lurking in the bushes of Grange Gardens is related to the one that was stuck in a tree in a previous instalment of this blog series.



This football had a happy ending. I went and fished it out so I could pass it on to my nephews for backyard footie.

This ownerless football was just sitting ready for a game in Llantwit Major.


A real gathering of ownerless balls on the banks of the Taff. It feels like there is a story behind this!



This flyaway had flown away into a puddle in Grange Gardens. 


This photo project has turned into a collaborative piece of work now. Cathy saw this ball stuck on the outside of the St David's 2 shopping centre and took a pic to show me.


And here's an interloper. A lost basketball on the track at Penarth station.


With spring now established and summer on its way, I'm going to be keeping my eye out for more lost footballs.